janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!
edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
Favourite Female Characters
/ Emily Charlton (The Devil Wears Prada)
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
i’ve never reblogged anything so fast
listen the secret to pulling anything off—be it red lipstick or shaving half your head or wearing something ridiculous—is to literally just fucking do the thing and immediately adopt an attitude of giving no fucks, even if you have to fake it
acciobcumberbatch asked: Heliconia, Locust, Orange Blossom <3
- Heliconia:Do you like when it rains?
fuck yeah. rain is punk.
- Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?
Harry Potter. #noregrets
- Orange Blossom:If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
nah buddy, let ‘em pick their own. whether or not it’s what they’re born with. [it’d be great if they liked musicals so we could cosplay wicked etc but you can’t have everything]
[the fact that i don’t particularly want spawn is beside the point here]
Because everyone needs a collage of Martin flipping the bird.
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall